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Friday, 31 August 2007
'Paradise' Lost?
Mood:  a-ok
Now Playing: 'We didn't start the fire' by Billy Joel
Topic: Entertaining Insights

It's not so much the content of this story that intrigued me so much as the title:

'Burning Man loses its innocence'?

Innocence? 

Please.

What     is     so      'innocent'      about a multi-day drug 'n sex marathon in the middle of the desert in the first place, anyway?

(those back-to-back links contain four separate sources to describe, respectively, the death,  rape, assault, and hypocritical commercialism of this glowing annual tribute to 'freedom'...

One idiot performance artist's fire has ruined the 'innocence' of this beloved and 'harmless' festival?

No, no, no... I'm afraid I beg to differ; my links up there demonstrate (along with the overall reputation of this faux-hippie shindig in recent years) that the flame-wielder in question didn't start the 'fire' that destroyed this festival's presumed 'innocence'...

It's been burnin' since festival's been returnin', year after year after year...

(that's a fancy way of saying that the festival had about as much innocence to begin with as a Thalidomide baby has spare toes)

Wow... that was in surprisingly poor taste, even for me...

And now, since this post is now all but dedicated to 'that song': here's something you'll really like...

(hopefully that reference will help us forget that Thalidomide unpleasantness...)

 
(EDIT: holy c**p, the song mentions Thalidomide, too! I swear I didn't even listen to it until I finished this post, either... how creepy...
 
I need to stop typing now before I start channeling Billy Joel (though he's not even dead yet, is he?)

Posted by shanekentknolltrey at 2:43 PM ADT
Updated: Friday, 31 August 2007 5:20 PM ADT

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