Mood: a-ok
Topic: Scientific Progress...
Facts are facts, and Neanderthals simply weren't meant to rule the planet.
But, apparently, they were meant to sport some very unusual dreds...
Huh. So they had redheads too, eh? Not only that, but they think the guys had almost every flavor of hair color seen today, as well (except maybe the pink mohawks you see on some girls in downtown San Fran...)
That means that you'll need a red wig if you want to go as one of our dead-end siblings for Halloween (and ABC's gonna need to diversify their cast, I believe...)
As for me, I don't plan on going to my local party as a caveman: I'm goin' as a certain individual by the name of Phineas Gage.
And, yes: I believe that I wll be 'spiking' the punch.
...sorry.
Scientific Progress goes rushing out to its local Goodwill to buy a really cheap wig...