Mood:
caffeinatedTopic: A Hello to Arms
True story: I whanged my head today on my kitchen cabinet. I got that weird 'blobby vision' sensation... you know, the same strange things you see in your peripheral vision when you press one finger against the far side of your eye (go ahead: try it now!)...
For a few minutes afterwords I thought I could see some fairies dancing on my countertop... I felt like I was someplace else, entirely...
...oooh, hallucinating... head woozy...
but forget about that: there are more important matters afoot...
The very facets of existence are in question: THE KILOGRAM IS DYING!!!!!!
...*huff* ...breathe... breathe... breathe... *pant*...
So update your catalogues, people, 'cause the kilo is officially FIFTY MICROGRAMS lighter!
...it's okay, though... I know that there's some perfectly rational explanation... something that can be scientifically hypothesized, reasoned and worked out...
My head's feeling a little better, now, so maybe I can try to work out my own little down to earth solution on why the kilogram is slimming: it's a riddle worth solving. Let's see... let's see... slimming... kilogram... slimming... slimming... kilogram... slimming...
slimming...
GEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
