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mischieviousTopic: Scientific Progress...
Tch! Who knew, eh?
So the gist of this scientific study is that men are, indeed, dogs. Well, lemme share a little secret with the opposite sex: we already knew that, and so should you, too.
However, let's also remember that men look at women's faces before they look at their bodies, the opposite of how women do things (even when gals are looking at other women, they tend to focus on the 'assets' first, though the reason probably has nothing to do with the naughty things we heteroseual guys think they're thinkin' of...)
Too bad...
Guys like hot women, eh? Tell me about it; there's a reason that my lead female character in Typers isn't an overweight, balding, middle-aged butterface with bad hair and unattractive eyes.
I personally have a theory on why men look at women's faces first and foremost (before admittedly moving on to regions beyond...) and I think it's a good theory: women would look at men's faces first, too, but when their eyes wander over places such as the buttocks, they're not actually being shallow... not sexually, anyway:
...they're just looking for that 'sexy' bulge of the wallet to gauge the guy's worthiness...
NOW is gonna put a hit out on me, I just know it...
In the mean time: Scientific Progress goes sidling up to the nearest singles bar...
